Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"
Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.
Teacher-"Well go to bed early"
Jimmy-"falls asleep again"
Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"
Jimmy-"dies on the inside"
Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.
Teacher-"Well go to bed early"
Jimmy-"falls asleep again"
Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"
Jimmy-"dies on the inside"
by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022
Get the Sleepmug. by A FUCKIN DUCK March 12, 2017
Get the Sleepmug. 
Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life).
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!
-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay
*keeps wanking*
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay
*keeps wanking*
by I fuck gays (noHOMO) June 8, 2019
Get the Sleepmug. Sleep is something that I do not get. Sleep is good for the people that can, but some people have insomnia and cannot sleep for the life of them.
by Red Shady March 10, 2018
Get the Sleepmug. A really childish and infantile substitute for the word for "days", usually used when some lamewad is counting down the days until their next loser adventure.
It assumes we all think like children, and think things like "time for sleep!!" when it gets late.
It assumes we all think like children, and think things like "time for sleep!!" when it gets late.
"hey honey, only three more sleeps until our vacation!!"
"three more SLEEPS?? How old are you, six?? Grow the hell up. We adults just say 'days'."
"three more SLEEPS?? How old are you, six?? Grow the hell up. We adults just say 'days'."
by sully.d August 17, 2009
Get the sleepsmug. Something that students of Stuyvesant High School as well as other competitive high schools are deprived of. It consists of closing your eyes and going into another world.
"Hey what school do you go to?
"I go to stuy"
" O man, sorry man i heard you get no sleep"
" Naw man " :
"I go to stuy"
" O man, sorry man i heard you get no sleep"
" Naw man " :
by sleepmaster101 January 24, 2010
Get the Sleepmug.