Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.

When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.

by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019

similar exposure

The phenomenon of being in the same party as Aunty Mirji, piss drunk, and making successful, flirtatious or understandable conversation with her. (Not valid if vomiting occurs in the said process)

"Hitting on you needed three years of similar exposure for confidence"

by therealsmoochcriminal July 2, 2020

SIMilarity

A way that two or more cell phones are alike.

One SIMilarity is dat wireless reception totally sucks in certain areas.

by QuacksO November 10, 2020

Simployer

A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain

Wow Belle is the biggest Simployer on onlyfans

by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021

Simployee

A person(usually male) with an unhealthy obsession with mediocre pussy online that he is willing to pay to see some picture

Wow,Nate is your best Simployee,he has contributed the most to your onlyfans

by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021

similitude

n. a Trekkie with selective memory regarding ethical conundrums in Star Trek

These similitude dudes need to learn to read

by JusticeForSim April 1, 2021

SimilarOrchid04

SimilarOrchid04 is a legend in the making. They can not play a certain game for years and come back to it still destroying everyone. Many people know him by TheGuyWhoAsked and can be seen in squads with a URespectcalvin1, enderclaw1000, and --.

WARNING: If this ANIMIAL even hears you breath in their direction you might as well start digging your grave.

Also they're know to have a big dick, be wary about that too.

We got to get out of here! That's a SimilarOrchid04

Look out! It's SimilarOrchid04 and --
Whos --?

by TheGuyWhoAsked June 24, 2021