Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007

Shufty

To masturbate, (usually a male wanking).

A person who has a "shufty" is known as a "shufter".

Dude had a quick shufty in the bushes while drooling over G's ass.

by Scorpio31 March 5, 2008

shafty

A derogatory term used when referring to people from Belfast.

Derived from the term Belshaft, a slang name for Belfast

Often used by culchies and by scousers when referring to people from Belfast who are living in Liverpool.

Those fucking Shafty's stole my bike

Ya can't trust a Shafty mate

Some Shafty glassed me last night

by Feelbert October 23, 2007

Shifty

Can be followed by "1111" to denote many excalimation points, as Shift + 1 places an "!" symbol on a standard keyboard configuration. Precede with omg if you like.

This is a very sarcastic way of being enthusiastic, yet still rather nerdy.

"Hey, I just got Halo 2!!! It's the best game EVAR!!!"

"OMG shifty 11111"

by rough groove June 3, 2005

Shifty

Boner, erection.

To chuck a shifty.

by acky December 4, 2003

Shifty

A shady character located in the mt helena region who enjoys pimping younger girls and wears kappa tracksuits and enjoys drinking real mccoys

Dont pull a wikid shifty on me!

by jojojojojojojojo July 1, 2005

Shifty

1) A excalamation that represents "shit" because their may be adults or somebody around that may find you offensive or immature.

1)
Jo Bo: I have contracted AIDS.
Masa: Holy Shifty Me TOO!!!
2)
Garon: Damn I got to take a shifty!! Get out of the way.!!
3)
McNally: When I was at football practice I saw Reno take a Shifty!!
Hong: Hey Reno did you take a shifty on the field?
Reno: No...Who told you!?!?!?!?

by Honginator October 14, 2004