Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.

Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.

by electrocaine September 3, 2018

Pulling a shelbie

when someone does something so stupid that you literally dont know how to react

thinking that 9 to 4 jobs is 8 hours work this is pulling a shelbie

by yeet master clout lord gang sh November 19, 2019

smellies

Your feet.

Take whiff of my smellies after the ski trip.

by gav.anigavtnaig January 2, 2010

Shellfie

When you hit yourself with your own green shell in Mariokart

Person 1: Dang it, I hit myself with my own green shell
Person 2: Hah! Shellfie!

by Addisoff August 27, 2020

shelley stewart

girl who has banged at least 5 guys

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

shelley dog

when a girl's gag reflex causes her to vomit (often thru the nose) while attemting to "deep throat" a guy during a blowjob; occurs when the chic either (a) underestimates the size of the dick she's sucking; or (b) overestimates her oral prowess.

blowjob, deep throat

Things were going great with that hottie last night, until she gave me a shelley dog in the car. What a mess, but i finished anyway!!

by here4you September 11, 2005