Ghetto Surgery

When one gets stabbed or slashed on the street with a knife.

"Mate did you see that guy who stabbed last night? Man, he got some Ghetto Surgery"

by Jalce August 28, 2009

14.5 mm brain surgery

In Halo series games, a headshot with a 'Human' sniper rifle, or S2 AM sniper rifle. The rifles caliber is 14.5mm. Thus, a 14.5mm brain surgeon, is a good sniper.

Sniper to opposing player: "Well i dont know if i can fix your level of stupid, but I would like to see the effects of some 14.5 mm brain surgery!" (THis statement is either following, or is followed by, several sniper rifle shots.

by strangr236 May 2, 2008

Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape

by Basc69 November 27, 2018

Rocket Surgery

(n.) play on words using rocket science and brain surgery; in science fiction modification and repairs on organism(s) capable of and utilized for interstellar travel; a highly complex endeavor.

"Come Stanley it's not Rocket Surgery, how hard can it be?"

by EmmittBrownBTTF1 October 10, 2020

Pencil Surgery

When your really bored in class so you completely take apart your pen or pencil then put it back together again for no reason.

I had to do a serious procedure on my pencil today to cure the boredness.

I'm an expert at Pencil Surgery.

by tay the boss March 3, 2011

Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

by Wise Man November 19, 2003