Percussion Section

An asshat customer standing at the counter of your place of business who drums their fingers, jingles their keys, and/or otherwise taps on the counter to indicate 1) their asshat presence, or 2) their asshat impatience, or 3) their asshat importance. Generally accompanied by asshattery.

"Hey Trish, can you go check on the percussion section over by the cash register?"

by reapre May 19, 2010

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

section 508

section 508 is the government regulation mandating that anything constructed with public funds must be made accessible to the physically and mentally disabled. calling someone "section 508" means they are retarded or a gimp.

Did she really put her baby in the blender? Is she a bitch, or just section 508?

by higgypiggy February 17, 2005

section

a marijuana smoking session

Vamos para el section

by El Bichote April 23, 2003

section 8 housing

1. Used to refer to the ghetto housing for food stamp and food card welfare recipients, Mainly inhabited by white trash and very dirty and poor African Americans.

1. "You hoe, I bet you live in Section 8 Housing."

by Just stating facto's November 20, 2015

Section Leader

An ASDA employee of significantly reduced intellectual capacity, paid a pittance to serve as a manager's dogsbody. Proficient in cock-sucking, incompetent in every aspect of retail management.
Synonyms; Section Womble, Cock Womble, Section Retard, Cretin.

I applied for the Section Leader position but they rejected me because I spelled Section Leader correctly.

by BalthazarFishwick March 12, 2017

Sectionals

When 2 band kids get together in bed. Usually referred to when a "trombone" is inserted into a "French horn"

Wil and Paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night

by Cheesehead425 May 19, 2014