Schlagoop

verb:

pronunciation: "shh-la-goop"

1. To insert something forcefully into another object, especially if the target object is very viscous, squishy, or slimy

2. Could be used as an alternative to "fuck", commonly used to insult or berate others

Use 1: "I schlagooped a handful of jelly into a jar"

Use 2: "go shlagoop yourself

by Ari_the_Owl March 28, 2021

schlafen

"Einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

"hä? Schlafen?" "Ne, einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

by Batbaum April 16, 2021

schlafanzugsex

Someone in particuliar described as a very missed and extremely funny being. They are living creatures who are blessed to be in your life.

You really are a schlafanzugsex, wow so lucky! You really are amazing!

by Mulkman July 18, 2021

Schlafsläcken

When you're too lazy to get up to pee in the middle of the night. More generally, when you're too lazy to get get out of bed.

I didn't sleep well because I had severe schlafsläcken and should have gotten up to pee.

by blocky38 September 15, 2021

Schlaborshk

The best fucking soundcloud rapper alive

Bro did you hear about Schlaborshk's new Album?
No bro that is fire no cap no kizzy

by LilSchlaborshk March 21, 2022

schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

by linstrocity April 13, 2022

Schlagering

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

by P-Bomb August 30, 2022