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schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?
Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!
by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007
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schmemmen

The word schme-mmen can be used in a variety of ways as it has no specific definition. It can be used in a positive or negative way to describe a person or body part.
"I love my schmemmen, we've been dating for a few months now."

"That schmemmen is blocking traffic!"

"Stop being a schmemmen and jump in the water already its not that cold." (schmemmen as in "chicken")

"Schmemmen, stop wasting my time."

HOLY MOLY, Thats one hell of a schmemmen she's got there!"
by NATIVE MOON October 25, 2009
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"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.
I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.
by QuacksO September 2, 2018
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ponzu scheme

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.
I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.
by emmpanadas September 6, 2013
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schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck
"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."
by sismit April 27, 2003
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scheme

some who portrays something there not
a person claiming there this and that when in reality there just a little kid trying to scheme their actions
by Carlton Irving January 29, 2009
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Schteel

The Jewish version of a steel, bargain, good deal, etc
Josh: I just got some matzo for 40 cents a pound, what a schteel.
by unknowjewlover June 28, 2010
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