Schrodinger's Pokémon

A Pokémon that when caught, Pokémon Go crashes. Leaving the Pokémon to be both caught and uncaught

Pokémon Go Player: I almost caught an Onyx but turns out it was Schrodinger's Pokémon

by g1GGl3z July 22, 2016

Scromit

The act of screaming and vomiting at the same time.

"When I remembered my essay was due in an hour, I felt like I was going to scromit."

by Yeehaw Thanos June 16, 2019

Schrodinger's canon

A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:

An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.

There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.

(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.

"It's sad to see Harry Potter become a victim of Schrodinger's canon..."

by MagicAcid December 26, 2019

Schrodinger’s Dipshit

Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.

“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”

by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020

Schrödinger's Astley

A disguised link which is neither a Rick Roll or an ordinary link. The link has a 50% chance of being an ordinary link and a 50% chance of being a Rick Roll, so it is both. At least until someone clicks it.

Redditor 1: Oh crap, a link! If I click it, it might be a Rick Roll!
Redditor 2: Don't click it! It shall remain a Schrödinger's Astley.
Redditor 3: Awe man, I clicked it. At least I like this song...

by Zinaal_Kriid July 1, 2020

Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.

Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard

by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023

Schrodinger's Breast

Paradox in animeology, stating that anime tiddies are both big, small and all in between, until someone observes them. This paradox is observable due laws of Quantum Mechanics and multiple artists creating their vision of characters, in both fanart and rule 34 vision. Paradox occures, when character experiances very rapid growth of breasts. This paradox also occures, when anime girl puts on any sort of clothes, that completely cover her or his breast. This paradox is rarely observable in real life, but may occur, when female wears oversized clothes.

-This girl in hoodie is hot!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast

-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!

by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021