(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.
Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
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A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.
I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.
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Schmobbin(verb): straight up balls to the wall partying or any action involving wanton disregard for ones own safety or physical well being; an extreme activity in which an individual enters an abnormal heightened state of mind i.e. experiences with controlled substances, adrenaline surges etc.
Schmobbin(adj.): A definition for a person place or thing that is particularly exciting, fun or enjoyable.
Schmobbed(adj.): The condition which can arise during or after "schmobbin" has occurred; A state of inebriation, extreme euphoria or inversely a highly exhausted or spent state such as being hung over or injured.
Schmobbin(verb): straight up balls to the wall partying or any action involving wanton disregard for ones own safety or physical well being; an extreme activity in which an individual enters an abnormal heightened state of mind i.e. experiences with controlled substances, adrenaline surges etc.
Schmobbin(adj.): A definition for a person place or thing that is particularly exciting, fun or enjoyable.
Schmobbed(adj.): The condition which can arise during or after "schmobbin" has occurred; A state of inebriation, extreme euphoria or inversely a highly exhausted or spent state such as being hung over or injured.
"I was schmobbin in a Lamborgini Murcielego when I hit that little kid at 110 mph."
"Wassup dude! Yo this party is so schmobbin! Come to 101 Lombard street fast before the cops break shit up!"
"Dude I am so schmobbed. If I shotgun another coors I am going to vomit."
"No, I am too schmobbed to drive. Please take my keys from me."
"Wassup dude! Yo this party is so schmobbin! Come to 101 Lombard street fast before the cops break shit up!"
"Dude I am so schmobbed. If I shotgun another coors I am going to vomit."
"No, I am too schmobbed to drive. Please take my keys from me."
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