Austin Schmidt

An absolutely amazing person, he loves to play videogames and he can be very antisocial, but when you get him talking and joking around: good luck stopping him. He's very talented when it comes to photography and film making and he will most definitely be a famous film maker someday(: He loves to joke about inappropriate things and he acts like he's sexist quite often. He doesn't open up to many people, but he doesn't give a fuck about what people think or say about him. Austin is unusally talented in debating, it is very hard to win an argument with him. He likes to skype his friends, and watch videos on youtube. He is amazing in bed and a phenomenal kisser. Austin Schmidt is an amazing man and I love him with all of my heart.

Said to give an example that included Austin Schmidt...I am in love with Austin Schmidt and I want to spend the rest of my life with Austin Schmidt!(:

by Austin's girlfriend/wife/&..ho July 25, 2011

Schmidty

One who never throws down for pot. A person that always gets smoked up.

Guy 1: Yo lets get some pot!
Schmidty: Yea yo
Guy 2: Lets each throw down 5 bucks
Schmidty: Nah son, im running low on cash

by El Diablo Magik Man April 3, 2010

Schmidt

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Christina Schmidt

A cute, hot, thick woman. She is so cute she can make anyone cry.

Christina Schmidt, and Chase are such a good couple. They're both cute.

by CTsselemaN December 12, 2021

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004

Schmiddle

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Jingley Schmidty

Female ejaculation.
To projectile female ejaculation.
To sputter until "empty."
Often times "diarehha style" femal ejacualation because it sputters.
A first timer's "coming.

"Hey, do you even get off?"
--"Yeah, I Jingley Schmidty myself last night."

by MBeezy April 21, 2006