schalang

Twisting your penis into a pretzel

Bro I had to go to the ER because Josh made me Schalang.

by Johnathan kuminga December 17, 2024

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Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

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Emma Schillings

emma is a girl that looks like a flower and loves memes! ELMO
she believes that she is the worst person alive but in reality, she is NOT!
she is the most amazing person in the well-known universe.

Emma schillings stop laughing at memes! and Let me win at uno

by Beckie1135 September 3, 2018

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saria schilling

A super cute, funny, perfect person who is definitely going to be famous one day.

wow, you have potential! you’re definitely the next saria schilling

by Aka.Sriracha April 12, 2020

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kashimo scaling

when a character's most significant/only scaling is against characters they lose to rather than characters they win against or are relative to.

Rengoku has kashimo scaling to Akaza.
Shinobu's best feat is she kashimo scales to Douma in speed.
I hate kashimo scaling, authors should just let their characters win their battles!

by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024

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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

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