schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

schlaberlatz

A person or thing that has a strange look. For example a long beard, snot from the nose, or tentacles, or a wobbling stomach.

Synonym: wobbler

"Man that guy has a schlaberlatz"
"Did you see that guy's schlaberlatz hanging from his nose?"

by Sheeeshkabobb July 9, 2017

schlongerz

When a baseball player hits a bomb over 450ft dead center.

Dang... Joe hits schlongerz at the plate!

by Baseball Player 22 July 25, 2017

schlage

When you're high as fuck and are too lazy to get up or do anything for anyone

Oh my god, stop being a Schlage!

by Shlagedong August 19, 2017

Schlanker

A girl that's not a ten

I got with the is girl, she was a schlanker ...
She's hot, but her friends a schlank.

by Hugodaboss August 21, 2017

Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.

Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"

by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017

schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice

you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)

by SATANICA.EXE September 26, 2019