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samuel jackson

Maker of his own beer
by d-Mack April 29, 2004
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Samuel L Jackson

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

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Samuel

A sexy man with a shy personality. He loves video games and pizza. Also loves nature and animals. You need a samuel in your life.
Samuel?!? Omg your amazing 😍😭
by Samuelfallen June 5, 2020
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can of squelch

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).

squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.

telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.
0311: hey Boot!

Boot: "Corporal?"

0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."

Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.
by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011
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Samuel

Samuel, nick-named sam is a strong hearted man. He is stubborn but caring. Samuels are best paired with females that are just as sarcastic as they are but a female that also has a caring side. She more than likely will have bright blue eyes and might wear glasses. Samuels are brave and would take a bullet for the ones he loves. Family always comes first in a mind of a Samuel. Friends can be considered family as well in a Samuels life. Sams are also very sexual. He is a gentleman to the public but knows how to please his lady when it comes to the bedroom. Samuels are the all around perfect guy that has every aspect a woman is looking for.
Wow, she's so lucky to have a guy like Samuel.
by Name_Facts435 January 4, 2015
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Samuel-Jacksionary

A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.
Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!

See god
by infamouskilljoy March 11, 2009
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squelf

To be assaulted by a person at least 8 inches shorter than you, or to assault a person at least 8 inches taller than you.
"If he puts his hands on his knees to talk to me one more time I'm going to give him the squelfing of his life!"

"Man, I just got squelfed the other day!"
by Juice Box Jerry September 21, 2017
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