Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

Sample Survey

A study that collects data from a sample to learn about the population from which the sample was selected.

A recent sample survey asked the following question: How long have you been a customer?

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

Sample Head

The minimal amount of oral sex administered to the male in order to initiate or encourage.

Babe, can I get some of that sample head?

by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

Sampleness

That sample ability of a product in your business.
When a product produces an immediate effect on the customer it increases the likelihood that the product will be purchased.

The sampleness of energy drinks is higher than skincare products because you can feel the effect of an energy drink right away!

by Carol RTR February 8, 2025

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Compound-Sampling

The process of taking 2 samples and putting them into one song

Yo, that was so crazy when Jay Versace started compound-sampling Drake and another song in Tic Tac Toes

by NARRATR March 5, 2019