Ryan Sample

The biggest fucking idiot licks dick and likes dick in his ass

Fuck you Ryan Sample.

by Kayden Petry October 30, 2019

sameen

loyal, hard working, problem solving. easy going.

that's so nice. such a sameen

by 3942042379805 February 22, 2019

sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.

Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".

by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017

sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

Sameera

Sameera is sure a princess with the most beautiful smile, a heart of gold and the body of a goddess.
She will show you what's real love and she will care for you as if she is taking care of most precious gem.
She is funny, cute, intelligent, clever, understanding, kind, caring, helpful, emotional, talented, focused, determined, analytical and much more.
If you have a Sameera who loves you, remember not to disappoint her, loosing a Sameera is the greatest pain one will experience.

Sameera you make every thing billion times more interesting.

by The final beat November 24, 2021

urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.

Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?

by Dayringer October 25, 2004

SAMPLED!

When one is dominated in such a manner that it creates a supernova; a free ownage upon others

Gurndeep Hempsky Jr. was skating down the ice until Spencer checked him into the boards and fucking SAMPLED! him.

by You Just Got Sampled April 19, 2009