sailor

What hookers often call a potential customer.

Hey sailor, looking for a good time?

by Elitist January 27, 2004

Old Sailor

Someone who likes to motorboat a woman's tits.

John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

by Sandbaggin' son of a bitch January 18, 2009

Sailor Man

A male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on 'cross-playing,' especially one that persists in wearing a fuku or Japanese schoolgirl uniform.

That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.

by PwF September 9, 2007

Samileen

NOUN: The state of being in love because the couple is the SAMe in many ways and LEEN on each other.

1. Wow are they in samileen?

by ailers May 24, 2010

Sailor Shot

The valiant attempt to pour 8 shots of Sailor Jerry's into a mug and drink it straight, then attempt to survive the rest of the evening without dying.

Friend one: "We're doing the Sailor Shot tonight you wanna join?"

Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."

Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*

One hour later... DONE.

by mimsters November 14, 2012

A sailor of anal ports

A term used for a gay man.
Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible

Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.

by T5Nutter June 28, 2006

Old Sailor

A term given to someone who does something deserving of a title greater than "the man."

Dan: so i just found myself a new girlfriend today Jonsey. Matt Jones: I knew you would you Old Sailor!

by UNHDan October 8, 2008