Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.
"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
by JonnyJay September 20, 2008
Get the Sameerism mug.When a wedgie is performed and the victims legs are folded back and their feet are then tucked up in the leg holes of the underwear. Works Best if victims hands are tied.
by Chasescottwill August 18, 2006
Get the samari wedgie mug.He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009
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by Diamonds and pedals June 15, 2017
Get the samerria mug.A black nigga who is known for having a big forehead. Usually found in a form of a somlian and is usually obese.
Pronounces "Butter" as "Budder".
Also known for having sexy relationships with people called Ahmed.
Can be known as a fake arab.
Pronounces "Butter" as "Budder".
Also known for having sexy relationships with people called Ahmed.
Can be known as a fake arab.
by AnonymousRAsam July 1, 2019
Get the Sakeriya mug.Very loving, caring and the best girl you could ever meet. She is all some it bed and knows what she is doing even when it is her first time. Samelia is the best friend that you can’t find everywhere and the best partner one in a million. You can’t find a girl like this anywhere so look closely. One thing you need to know is that she is so beautiful, like drop dead pretty.
by Howtohandle January 15, 2021
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