The Hollywood writer responsible for delivering us some of the shittiest and laziest written movies and tv series in recent years. Utterly incompetent at writing basic narrative structure and coherent dialogue into his scripts.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
Hi there, I'm Roberto Orci. I'm getting paid millions of dollars a year to dumb down the population of the Western World. (Raises middle finger).
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Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
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When you stick your dick in a bucket of ice then stick it up a girls arse when she's least expecting it.
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Charismatic, funny, cute, awesome. And great looking for 45.
1) The guy that every other dude in the world would turn gay for. Most guys would suck his dick just to say that they did.
2)Also a phrase to show how awesome something is, and you can use the words to describe the babe aspect of someone (or him)
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A song about aformentioned person by the band 'Sexy Heroes.' It's quite good and very amusing.
Charismatic, funny, cute, awesome. And great looking for 45.
1) The guy that every other dude in the world would turn gay for. Most guys would suck his dick just to say that they did.
2)Also a phrase to show how awesome something is, and you can use the words to describe the babe aspect of someone (or him)
2
A song about aformentioned person by the band 'Sexy Heroes.' It's quite good and very amusing.
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1)"Man, I would actually suck Robert Downey Jr's dick. He's amazingly attractive. No Homo."
"Yeah man, he's the one guy I wouldn't hit you for saying you'd turn gay for."
2)"Shit dude, that chick is on a 9 out of 10 on the RDJ scale."
"Yeah man, she's a fucking babe."
2)*Picks up copy of new Sherlock Holmes movie*
"What. A. Babe"
"Yeah man, he's so hot for an old guy."
*Group of other young people turn around looking disgusted*
"...Robert Downey Jr..."
"Oh, shit! Yes mate, He's a BABE!"
Any of these examples can be said by guys or girls. No homo.
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LYRICS:
A genius is what they say, and hey I know they're right
He brings to life the guys he plays even if they're not white
He talks so fast you know I wonder how he does it
Stubbly chin, Sarcastic grin, sounds gay but I love watching him
He's done so many things and had such different roles
He always seems unhinged or just out of control
I knew back when that he would finally find his way
My friends ya know his name is really fun to say
Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr's coming my way,
My way or the highway
It was a rough patch in his life, but thats all over now
He's back and top and he won't stop until he owns this town.
Occasionally in the live versiono they sing: "I'm gay (for Robert Downey Jr!)
1)"Man, I would actually suck Robert Downey Jr's dick. He's amazingly attractive. No Homo."
"Yeah man, he's the one guy I wouldn't hit you for saying you'd turn gay for."
2)"Shit dude, that chick is on a 9 out of 10 on the RDJ scale."
"Yeah man, she's a fucking babe."
2)*Picks up copy of new Sherlock Holmes movie*
"What. A. Babe"
"Yeah man, he's so hot for an old guy."
*Group of other young people turn around looking disgusted*
"...Robert Downey Jr..."
"Oh, shit! Yes mate, He's a BABE!"
Any of these examples can be said by guys or girls. No homo.
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LYRICS:
A genius is what they say, and hey I know they're right
He brings to life the guys he plays even if they're not white
He talks so fast you know I wonder how he does it
Stubbly chin, Sarcastic grin, sounds gay but I love watching him
He's done so many things and had such different roles
He always seems unhinged or just out of control
I knew back when that he would finally find his way
My friends ya know his name is really fun to say
Robert Downey Jr
Robert Downey Jr's coming my way,
My way or the highway
It was a rough patch in his life, but thats all over now
He's back and top and he won't stop until he owns this town.
Occasionally in the live versiono they sing: "I'm gay (for Robert Downey Jr!)
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