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nicole richie

Best known for her work as Paris Hilton's sluterific accomplice. Thanks GOD the crusade of Hoebag and crack whore has come to an end
Make sure you pull a Nicole Richie and film the sex tape instead of starring in it
by drphil=redneck April 18, 2006
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nicole richie

A twat that didn't have a sex tape unlike her best friend Paris Hilton, but is still a talentless skinny girl who has nothing going for her except money and drugs.
Look it's Grandma! Whoops, it's just nicole richie.
by rahphee June 11, 2006
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Richie

Richie is the best guy you will ever meet and is also so cute. If you are dating a Richie, then you should never let him go or your life will be broken without him. Richie’s are so attractive and so sexy looking beasts that will look more cute than anybody else in your life. Richie’s are also so nice and will never let you down when you need him.
Guy 1 “Man, that dude is so attractive and is filled up with girls.”
Guy 2 “He’s probably a Richie, bro.”
by Trffuxutxufxyvyfz August 25, 2018
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RICHIEISM

Richieism is a faith, a belief established by a young genius by the name of Richie Mc. It was formed in Kansas in the year 2007 and already has members accross several states.
It is much like other Christian religions with a belief in God, but that's where the similarities end.
In Richieism, you are aloud to believe that 99% of the bible is crap. No big deal. I mean really, who honestly believes all that, seriously? A guy really rounded up 2 of every animal? The sea parted? RIIIIGHT.
In this faith you have a friendly relationship with God. Not one where you are to live in fear that if you do something wrong one of his chosen few will bad touch you in a booth, then make you say a bunch of scripted prayers while your ass is still swelling! It's ok to question and joke around at his expense like he does to you.
Many religions do the body and blood as wine and a nasty wafer. Richieism has brought a modern touch to the practice with Cheetoes and Jagermeister.
For more information on how you can become a member just leave some contact info and I can send you a brochure.
My life has become truely wonderful since I found out about Richieism. I feel as if I owe this beautiful prophet of God my life.
by jeff nixon October 18, 2008
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The Lionel Richie

When the partner comes up from behind, initating a two-handed handjob, simultaneously singing the opening lyrics to "Hello" by Lionel Richie.
For example, Jane approaches Mike from behind. As she grabs his penis with two hands, she immediately begins singing "Hello" by Lionel Richie and gives him a handjob. The Lionel Richie.
by Four Horsemen Woo May 8, 2009
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Richie C

Richard shortens to richie or Dick and the C stands for cheese

therefore dick cheese if you want to call someone this when they are there they wont understand it and you can just insult them
(Tim Jamieson walks in and sits down)

Tim: Hey Guys
Jake: Alright tim
Robin: Dont talk to him jake he is a right richie C

DickCheeseDick CheeseTim JamiesonBellend
by Martini!! April 12, 2009
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Richie Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character
I watch IT and I see Richie Tozier and now I have Richie Depression
by adetozier January 4, 2021
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