RICHIEISM

Richieism is a faith, a belief established by a young genius by the name of Richie Mc. It was formed in Kansas in the year 2007 and already has members accross several states.
It is much like other Christian religions with a belief in God, but that's where the similarities end.
In Richieism, you are aloud to believe that 99% of the bible is crap. No big deal. I mean really, who honestly believes all that, seriously? A guy really rounded up 2 of every animal? The sea parted? RIIIIGHT.
In this faith you have a friendly relationship with God. Not one where you are to live in fear that if you do something wrong one of his chosen few will bad touch you in a booth, then make you say a bunch of scripted prayers while your ass is still swelling! It's ok to question and joke around at his expense like he does to you.
Many religions do the body and blood as wine and a nasty wafer. Richieism has brought a modern touch to the practice with Cheetoes and Jagermeister.
For more information on how you can become a member just leave some contact info and I can send you a brochure.

My life has become truely wonderful since I found out about Richieism. I feel as if I owe this beautiful prophet of God my life.

RICHIEISM by jeff nixon October 18, 2008

Richiesexual 

The type of sexuality when you're in love with the character Richie Tozier from IT.

Anna: I'm in love with Richie Tozier
Ronnie: That means you're Richiesexual

Richiesexual by adetozier January 3, 2021

Richikism 

A way of goodness which either makes people fall in love or get mad with you.

Use Richikism, you can fulfill your dream to marry.

Richikism by Monit August 24, 2021

richism 

When somebody flexes their affluence upon you.

Damn Rich the Kid just bought a new Rolex. That's Richism.

richism by monkashan November 3, 2018

richievsps

nat (@richievsps) on TikTok | 190.8K Likes and 4K Followers

richievsps commented on ur video
username: OMG

richievsps by Mommypayton January 24, 2023

Richieitis

The disease in which someone becomes a complete and utter ass, annoying anybody in the immediate area.

Ass- "Hey guys, you guys suck..and, I need to get new friends....and I hate you guys.

Other Guy- "Jesus Christ, hes come down with Richieitis. Come on, the only cure is bludgeoning the victim with golf clubs. *Beats Ass with clubs"

Ass- *sob* "I love you guys..."

Richieitis by Tyson Fudge May 1, 2005

Riceism 

Feeling hatred against dishes not containing rice and people that consume little or no rice. Prevalent in Japan, China and other east-asian countries. There can also be disagreement among riceeaters over what is the master rice.

There was alot of riceism during the war.

Riceism by hetro erectus November 29, 2016