Rihanna

A beautiful singer with a very annoying voice who will never reach Beyonce's level. Never. No matter how much she tries.
Sorry RiRi.

Rihanna's voice sounds like she swallows a million bees.

by Lili33 December 26, 2008

Rihanna rain

Something that never, ever seems to end.

Gomez: Wow, this semester has just gotten worse and worse.
Chim: That Rihanna rain just won't let up.

by SandwichesAreBeautiful March 4, 2010

rihanna

an unfaithful woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out SOS, she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense

Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder

Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!

Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me

by Willis McGee July 25, 2006

Rihanna

An example of pure modern street trash intoxicating the British population's minds.
Rihanna is a singer whose songs are cheap, tacky, naff and meaningless. She sings about anything from umbrellas to murderers...
Her most popular audiences include chavs, chavettes and townies who think it's cool to hang around McDonalds threatening people with umbrellas.
It is also questioned whether Rihanna suffers from a permanent and severe condition of blocked nose. It can be heard very clearly in 'Unfaithful'
She thinks her audience is either deaf or stupid as she tends to repeat a sentence around 50 times in each song (ella-ella-ella-ella. YES we get it, thanks.) But perhaps this could be due to her lack of imagination and/or incompetance of coming up with new lyrics.

Related singers include Jay Z, Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Chris Brown.
Rihanna thinks she's the Queen and finds it necessary to have some sort of informal introduction at the beginning of her songs by another naff and tacky artist such as Jay Z.

Please. Don't make me sick.

Old Woman at the bus stop: aaaargh the weather these days. And I forgot my umbrella at home! DAMN BRITISH WEATHER!

Rihanna: That's ok, hunny, you can stand under my umb-erella, ella, ella, ella-

Old Woman: I'm NOT DEAF CHILD

Rihanna: Yeah, but I am otherwise I wouldn't write such crap music. ELLA ELLA ELLLLLLLA EYYY EYY EYYY

Old Woman: Go shove your umbrella where it belongs.

by piratescaribbean111 May 28, 2008

Rihanna'd

The act of being chris browned.

After i found out the child was not mine, i Rihanna'd her.

by LK ROSE February 23, 2009

Rihanna

A really bad singer. Most of her songs are stupid and don't make sense, and very repetitive. Not to mention the fact that every radio station plays them over and over until they're burned into your brain!

Repetitive:
"Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive, drive"

"Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!"

-Gawd, how many time's does she have to say eh?-

Stooopid Lyrics:
"Cos we both know where I'm about to go, and we know it very well!"

-And we know it very well? Could Rihanna not think of a single line to go there?!-

by Dainy June 13, 2008

rihanna

A bitch from the island who can't sing to save her life , but since she has good brain and open them legs for Jay - z now she now she WAS one of the best artist out, until her ass got the fucking shit whipped outta her by chris brown lmfao ! But she got his ass to but since he a guy he gets charged not her. Wtf

Rihanna: WHEN A HERO COMES A LOOOONG WITH THE CHANCE TO CARRY ON , YOU NOE YOU CAN SURVIVEEEE ! *

Jay Z: eww wtf ! You suck but whatever how is your brain game ? *

Rihanna: I get all C's in school.

Jay-Z: No I mean how good you suck dick, come here so I can back your ass on this dick .

Rihanna: ok, so then can I sing in front of people, and show them how untalented I am but since im fucking u im still making money :)

Jay Z: yup whatever .

by Drake's fan x3 August 2, 2009