Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 11, 2015

Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)

"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

by MasterDaddySir November 9, 2020

Retired From Living

No longer alive; dead.

"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"

by Someone who kinda exists March 14, 2022

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

retiredation

Mental slowness caused by lack of sleep.

guy1: whats goin down man?
guy2: not a lot yo, i just p'zoned some noobzorz!!
guy1: ...10 seconds pass... wait what?
guy2: dude, u got a bad case of retiredation

by tehnooberer October 17, 2007

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015