Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself
He decided to take the Remington retirement plan
by Johnny Sins Jr December 21, 2023
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an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout
If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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Retired toxic

A guy who "used to" be toxic, but now knows how to trick you better into thinking he's not toxic. Its the guy that shallow girls in their mid 30s make mistakes with now that they're slightly too smart to make mistakes with fuckbois in their 20s.
"Krista: I only date retired toxic men now, because i've learned my lesson"

"Rachel: You dumb Bee, he's still a jerk, you just don't know it!"
by fresheneesz December 22, 2023
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fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.
It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.
Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
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W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan
I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .
by Guy O May 10, 2014
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