halo: reacharound

What millions of young adult men are playing right now.

Bro 1: Hey bro, Halo?
Bro 2: Halo: Reacharound Bro!
Bro 1: Hey Bro, can you give me a reacharound after we play Halo: reach?

by J4meees September 14, 2010

Retcho

A retcho, to retcho. Probably derived from "retchid" and "typo". Applied in the golf community for mistake in score (intentional or not).

Bobby shot a 7 on the last hole. He scored himself a 5. He proceeds to win the match by 1 stroke. He pulled a "retcho" on the other players. Bobby retcho'd his scores.

by golfguy7 August 5, 2011

Ninja Reacharound

Unexpected joy from a nearly invisible source.

I didn't expect to enjoy that new Roland Emmerich film so much, but the experience was certainly a ninja reacharound.

by vernacular_ninja November 12, 2009

Ratchet hoe

Where a girl ping pongs from one guy to another.
Another definition of a slut.

Bitch has so many guys she a ratchet hoe.

by Rayyyyy1111 October 27, 2012

ratchet ass

Ignorant individual, dumb ass, dipshit, etc.

You're a real ratchet ass!

by Mindy February 13, 2005

ratchetry

serious fuckery, tomfoolery, or other such shenanigans

Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.

Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.

by Goldmines February 14, 2012

I can't reach pink color

What every single mobile game ad says EVEN WHEN THERE IS A PINK COLOR IN THERE

What I'm asking is:
Why pink?
Why are the owners of the game obsessed with the color pink?
What's the matter?
How do you reach the pink color when it's not even there?
Why does it say "I can't reach pink color" when they are currently doing something with a pink object?
And why does it say "I can't reach pink cube" when there are no pink cubes in the game?

"I can't reach pink color" types:
"I can't reach pink color"
"Only 1% can reach pink color"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink color"
"No one can reach pink color"
"Can you reach pink color?"
"I can't reach pink color :("
"I can't reach pink color 😥"
"I can't reach pink color 😭😭😭"
"I can't reach the pink (object)"
"Only 1% can reach pink (object)"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink (object)"
"No one can reach pink (object)"
"Can you reach pink (object)?"
"I can't reach pink (object) :("
"I can't reach pink (object) 😥"
"I can't reach pink (object) 😭😭😭"

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021