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Cleat Rash

A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.
Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.
by BigScoot November 5, 2013
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canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016
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Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020
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Persian Rash

Rug burns on the feet, legs, knees arms or face from vigorous sex on the carpet.
I was hitting it so good from behind with her ass up and face down in the shag she wound up with the Persian rash on the left side of her face.

My knees are covered in Persian rash after taking it doggy last night.

What is wrong with your knees and elbows? Looks like you had a skateboard accident. Naaaahhh I’m good. Just the Persian rash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Shasti Rash

Specific type of rash that appears when a BBB (big booty bitch) sits on a face for too long.
Yo did you see that Shasti Rash on Keyan's face.

Yeah bro! He was with Jennifer last night. She's a thicc latina.
by Burritto December 1, 2021
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head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time
Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night
by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015
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A Bad Rash

1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.

2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.
My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.

I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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