Randomosity

An Object Or Person Placed Somewhere/Doing Something/Wearing Something Unusual.

The Dog Was Sat In The Washing Basket For The Randomosity Of It.

Jenny Wore Her Mobile Phone Strapped To Her Thigh For The Randomosity Of It.

by TheeOriginal March 23, 2010

randoms

short for "random punters". when working in some area of customer service, like a shop, a customer is a random, so when you see many, then they are randoms.

worker A: oh dude, we better look busy, i spy some randoms.

worker B: maannn......that sucks, i wish they would just fuck off, i bloody hate randoms, what the hell are they doing shopping at 8am on sunday morning!?

by Kaatisu January 23, 2007

Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.

Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.

by Cryonaka November 27, 2011

Randominity

when some one says something utterly random and kind of stupid but you have a giggle anyway.

Adam,"hey look my excel sum=41!"
Anna,"LOLZ! Oh the Randominity!'

by Meekalogical October 29, 2008

Randomstraw

A super cool person

Person 1: Omg who’s that??
Person 2: Omg that’s Randomstraw

by Anonymous__29 March 10, 2022

randomcist

A person who hates randoms

YeetyBoi103 is a randomcist

by !SPYNO! September 13, 2022

Randomniscity

The act of inserting a completely unneeded but funny phrase into a passage.

ALSO

Committing an unneeded or out of the ordinary act under normal circumstances.

In responce to the statement:
"You live and then you die."

An act of randomniscity would have an answer such as:
"I think reproduction comes somewhere in the middle if you're lucky."

by Kikil Emot November 8, 2008