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ranch hand

Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".
You would think ol' Billy was Pete's ranch hand the way he tugs on Pete's shirt
by Tick April 1, 2004
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Ranch Dick

A dick, which has already been busted, dripped with cum such as to create the impression of being dipped in ranch. (Goes great with carrots and celery).
Jeannie: "I'm like obsessed with ranch dick".
Leonard: "You do you, bro!"
by RanchDickLover69 October 14, 2018
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Ranch with a side of beef jerky

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky
by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020
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Ranch roach

What you call a racist white person to offend them.
person 1:HEY RANCH ROACH
Person 2: ATLEAST I AINT NO NI—-
by Joeymamarule34isqueen July 24, 2021
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Ranch Rat

Disgusting white person; usually racist. Not required, but toxic masculinity is extremely common.
“It sure would be nice to pop into Walmart, but it’s dripping with Ranch Rats.”
by Hot2mato13 July 31, 2021
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Ranch-Chaser

A good looking white trash whore who exclusively dates ranchers or the sons of ranchers who have returned from college, in hopes she will marry into money and land. Usually she is found in feed stores or boutiques or Facebook attempting to befriend ranch folks and get into their shit. She often nets a potential victim and pretends to help out at the family ranch. She is known by her dull intellect and lack of ranching knowledge which is often gained from watching Bonanza or Yellowstone. If she does marry a rancher she will divorce him and take the kids and half of his ranch.
Rancher 1: Hey Bob, my boy is goi g out with Tiffany McPhillyson.
Rancher 2: Becarefull Bob. She's a ranch-chaser. She dated old man William's boy and gave him herpes. He had to run her off after he found her in his bedroom looking through his papers.
Rancher 1: How bout that. A ranch-chaser. (Sips coffee)
by Cow dude February 17, 2022
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ranch on the side

The term used when you pull out o the anus and fire your load on your partner's arse
by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015
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