awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent

when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun

by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009

pun yi

a person who can't stop playing werewolf all time

a: wtf why is pun yi asking us to play werewolf again?
b: idk, I'm so sick of it tbh

by sussybakabaddie69 November 22, 2021

Punning linguist

Anyone who successfully engages in punnilingus

Geoff: I'm so BOARD of this (said while playing Articulate)
Chris: You are such a punning linguist

by Kyle Taylor (punning linguist extraordinaire) May 7, 2008

pun war

When you're commenting puns back and forth with people on social media sites, blogs, comments, etc. Specifically competing to try and "out-pun" the other commentators.

I was in such a huge pun war with that girl on twitter. I couldn't lose because that would be an upsetting "PUN"-ishment.

by cheaptickehtome December 17, 2013

Cum-Pun

A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."

by Shit-Cunt July 31, 2016

pun-alicious

A punnani which is delicious.

Man that pussy last night was pun-alicious.

by boundlesslife April 15, 2010

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009