Spook Poot

When a black man names Brian farts in one area where you don't hear it, but then walks up to you smelling of shit.

Damn it Brian! You just got me with a spook poot again!

by Big Whitey Ford February 18, 2022

Mootie patootie

Mootie patootie is a word tiktok user michaelaftonsfave made and is used on friends or mutuals.

Are you having a good day mootie patootie?

by ikyrie February 25, 2022

mootie patootie

a silly nickname given to online mutuals

“this is my mootie patootie named jack!”
“im very delighted to have you around mootie patootie”

by unknown22708 March 4, 2022

cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.

by cpoc February 18, 2004

horse's patootie

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all

Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.

by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010

cutey-patootie

a slang term for someone who you, yourself, see as cute beyond belief. although can be seen as patronising so make sure it's put across well

commenting someone's myspace/facebook/bebo picture perhaps "someone's a cutey-patootie"

by DaveyMuffin May 27, 2008

Poote

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

by Oil Field Trash November 24, 2006