PTDD

Periodic Temporary Displacement Disorder.
Cases will involve forgeting key facts about situations you don't want to be in. Studies have shown that 98.7% of working Americans suffer from PTDD durring their working hours.

Jill: We already did that file last week, don't you remember?

Bill: Oh shit, sorry, it's the PTDD again.

Jill: Damn Bill!!! Thats the seventh time this week and it's Tuesday!

by da_king101 March 29, 2009

Poddig

To emit feces onto a sexual partner's chest while performing various sexual acts. After a poddig is performed, the poddiger is to say "I love your poddig!"

sex shit booty chest dump feces I just gave you an awesome poddig.

by Nathaniel Coldwater May 2, 2009

podddin

listening to your ipod

guy 1: what you up to?
guy 2: podddin some t-pain

by terry_orange August 12, 2009

PloddyBob

Someone who wears a floeresant jacket, and walks the streets of the forest looking for people to obliterate. He does this by sticking a cobra down their mouth then hitting them with a hammer.

Oh no! Its ploddybob,run!!!...

by Weasell96 June 20, 2011

PTDD

Post Traumatic Debate Disorder, When someone is afraid to watch a debate because the last one was so painful to watch.

I almost didn't watch the VP Debate last night because I suffer from PTDD.

by CMLora October 12, 2012

Poddepeque

The female equivalent of a 'partial'. Relatively minor but noticeable excitation of the genital area in response to a particular stimulus pronounced pod-e-pe-queue.

Anastasia felt a flurry of excitement southbound as Christian Grey strode into his office and sat atop his desk. It was at this point she realised that she had just experienced her first poddepeque in at least a month and the bats had been unleashed from their cave.

by DrCPsyUK January 21, 2014

Proddle

Combination of the words precious and noddles. Has the same meaning as smol bean just x10

"BTS is a bunch of proddles, I love them all."

by Adrian Blue February 28, 2017