Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters

"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"

by Kaiox January 10, 2014

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Kenma Protection Organization

Kenma Protection Organization, or KPO, is an organization put together by fans of Haikyuu and eternal happiness as a way to protect the beautiful, shy, sleepy bean of a boyo Kenma Kozume. KPO was made back in the literal creation of the universe itself by gods to savor the happiness and safety of Kenma.

The Kenma Protection Organization encourages the squishing of soft baby Kenma’s little cheeks.

by ILoveKenma October 25, 2020

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Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.

Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers

by phuck johnstown June 21, 2022

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