Prostathot

Someone who acts all Innocent but they a tru hoe and has a new partner every week

Me and my friends always gossip about the prostathots.

by Hanban2020 February 3, 2020

Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.

Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."

by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021

prostatenozzle

An object that is inserted towards the prostate. The practice of toxic masculinity being expressed so corrosively they must be experiencing an unpleasant placement of the prostatenozzle.

Wow, that brah is a real prostatenozzle. Did you see when he mansplained golf to me.

by Yep716 May 16, 2021

Prostatutes

Prostitutes who specialises in pleasuring a man prostates to deliver sexual pleasure .

Vijay: who are prostatutes?
Aro: They are professionals specialized in prostate stimulation, u should try it.

by Kum Saro January 19, 2023

the prostate god

1) a. The "god" of prostates (as hailed by both men and women-- yes, we all have this gland; cf. JNCI) or the god-like providence of such an erogenous gland. b. The protector god of anal pleasure. c. The protector bunny-god of LGBTQ or Alternaqueer communities.

2) a. The figurative OMG moment during prostate stimulation, typical during anal sex, when his/her Holy Spirit can be felt best. b. Via prostate stimulation, the spiritual, existential or ecstatically all-encompassing feeling of pleasure, eye-rolling chills, and of life being worthwhile and having meaningful purpose.

3) Tu'er Shen (Chinese: ???, The Leveret Spirit) or Tu Shen (Chinese: ??, The Rabbit God), is a Chinese deity who manages the love and sex between homosexual men. His name literally means "rabbit deity" (cf. Wikipedia)

"...prone before the prostate god, I discovered the all-powerful P-Spot"

"Now, after many years of practice, and with the help of technological advancements, I can feel the presence of the prostate god even in public!"

by Karuṇā November 28, 2015

Veterinary Prostate Exam

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.

I gave your mum a veterinary prostate exam!

by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020

arizona prostate snot

The slimy remnants of being fisted during a prostate exam

Arizona Prostate snot ran down my leg after my exam!

by AzRev January 30, 2022