Proconstipation

Procrastinating writing pure shit.

Bob: Proconstipation sucks
Bobett: Tell me about it, I need to crap out some chapters this weekend but it won't come out!!!

Stephanie Meyer: I need some time to Proconstipate, so I can save the world from Midnight Sun just a bit longer.

I'm still proconstipating writing my shitty little fanfic. I'll shit out a few more chapters before I go to bed.

by Rofflecakes April 17, 2010

Proctocologicalization

The process by which on 01/12/11 the lllinois politicians did a rearrangement of all the citizens of the former great state of Illinois rear entrance and orifices with the great tax hike long live the great depression two

Proctocologicalization via Obamacare

Proctocologicolization via the stimulus package which also paid $117 million to studythe affects of the sex change pill on rats Behaviour

by Thecrazyirishsoreassnutcase January 14, 2011

proctocoljustification

The process of information gathering because we want to give resonance reason & relevance to the FAKERY & BS(BULLSHIT) relayed by uneducated & unrelated Peoples claims regarding either a HISTORIC finding or EVOLUTIONARY finding ....
Fooling the Public & Society of a History Changing, Life Changing, Evolutionary Changing Subject .... Exploiting the UN PROVEN Facts of a Subject through the JUSTIFICATION of Convincing the Public/Society that sharing INFORMATION thru Suggestibility & info GATHERING through their own findings (& not revealing the true nature of how they came to such conclusions) suggesting that this information be it complete BULL SHIT is a necessary just to ALL SOCIETY for the GREATER GOOD of the FUTURE of a BELIEF SYSYEM !

The proctocoljustification of the findings of this Scientific Discovery & Resourced Information was necessary to reveal the true BULLSHIT of the process & the conclusion of these findings proves this info & process was proved a ruse to Deceive the Public into Universal Belief.

by chaos girl May 4, 2018

Liam proctor

One dirty big boshy eyebrowed cunt who tried talking to me. And begged me for everything🤣

Know as a Croydon gigolo proper 2inch penis dead ting called Liam proctor

by 👮‍♀️ December 6, 2018

Jane Proctor

Jane Proctor, a useless old hag. People want to shoot her after talking to her and hearing her accent. Creates suicidal tendencies for every human being she meets along her very long ( too long ) life. Her kid wants to leave because she bullies him everyday. She makes him listen to Chinese maths tutorials podcast everyday. He wishes for a new family everyday of his life.

Student 1 : Oh no Jane Proctor your accent make me want to KMS

by earlyman February 1, 2022

protonerd

Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.

Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?

by FirstEvoProtoNerd November 12, 2013

Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush

Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

by snausages333 October 22, 2006