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Procrastuabating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
Jimmy was caught procrastuabating instead of doing his homework.
by VikingEdits December 8, 2011
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procrasturbation

The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.
Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
by iublondie25 December 16, 2009
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Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.
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procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.
"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."
by Malacanadian July 12, 2012
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Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff
Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation
by RANDOM ROD November 7, 2012
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procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation
I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.
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Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.
by darqcyde December 23, 2008
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