Procrastinator, The

Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students

"Yo, dude, have you got this issue of The Procrastinator?

by The Editor January 16, 2005

procrastibate

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.

"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."

by Steel521 September 19, 2011

procrastibated

when you put off masturbation for later

begun masturbation and lost interest. procrastibated till later

by lurchino January 20, 2014

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

Procrastibate

To waste useful time by masturbating

Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad

by Wreckitwednesday June 9, 2015

Procrastihater

A term for a person who hates others who are exeptionally good and successful at waiting until the last minute to accomplish tasks.

Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).

by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017

Procrastibate

Instead of taking care of more inportant obligations you masturbate instead

I was supposed to be at work at 7 but I procrastibated and i didn't make it till 9

by JDUB 4978 January 11, 2020