Prium

The perfect guy you'll ever meet, the hottest and the most sexiest.

has a 12 inch penis.

I really want prium to be my boyfriend.

I just wanna tear that sexy motherfucker up, fuck i wanna fuck you prium!

by noname1045 April 5, 2009

Precum

When the gentlemen gets overly excited prior to penetration, generally ending up in fail and embarrassment.

This girl was so hot I precum in my pants before I had a chance to get involved knee deep! Dang!

by RobstaRobotard February 11, 2010

Premiumity

The state of being "premium". A noun form of the adjective "premium"

Hotels and airlines give premium treatment to their best customers. The premiumity of that special treatment, however, varies wildly from company to company

Websites that have premium content attract more users, who spend more time. While premiumity is subjective, websites high in premiumity are valued by advertisers who wish to associate their products with premiumity.

by GetItRight721 August 1, 2012

premium vegas hotel

The act of going to a 4 or 5 star hotel, getting wasted, high, and having a massive orgy that's very destructive and riddled with prostitutes. The aftermath of the night will leave the once nice hotel with nearly everything broken, holes in the wall, at least one dead body, piss, shit, vomit, and cum on every piece of furniture as well as the ceiling and walls.

When Juan decided to drink tequila and snort cocaine, he woke up to a premium vegas hotel, making him panic and drive back to Mexico before someone found out what he did the night before.

by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015

precumdensation

When adolescent precum evaporates then condenses onto the sock hop gymnasium wall.

Precumdensation beslicked the walls so high was the teen sexual tension

by Bobahotep August 9, 2015

Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016

precumbrus

precumbrous- When you flip to normal after smoking too much pot from totally high.

we got a pound of weed, do you want to be precumbrus.

by imgonnakickyourassim July 3, 2017