Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

pp paralysis

When it never gets soft again

Doctor, doctor! I’m experiencing pp paralysis!

by Licc November 22, 2020

sheep paralysis

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

by iwannaiguana April 9, 2021

Leaden Paralysis

being depressed to the point that you feel as if your limbs are weighted down

Joe: After Jane broke up with Jason he said he didn't feel like he could get off his couch for days.
Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.

by tom_humdrum July 28, 2021

sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed

I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.

by Smohr7 November 28, 2021

fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit

For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable

by Sir. B December 5, 2021

pedagogical paralysis

A disorder that prevents teachers from performing their job competently.

See teach impediment.

My teacher suffers from pedagogical paralysis. That is why I aren't can speak goodly.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022