shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive
Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.
by exo666 February 26, 2009
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sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
by Maxine W September 22, 2007
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Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
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Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.
Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.
by Eudoman December 30, 2014
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pikeyness

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
by Pikeyshaun January 15, 2008
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Pikey

Bob: I am so pikey.
John: here is some Anti-nausea
by Unicorn from Mars April 04, 2012
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Pikey

Members of the nomadic travelling society that typically utilise expensive, I'll gotten caravans to travel around stealing, shitting and wreaking general havoc without having to worry about pesky laws.
"ahhh, I see our friends from the
Caravan
Utilising
Nomadic
Travelling
Society
are in town for the weekend"
"Fucking pikeys"
by Jojo231 December 02, 2023
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