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Sea Pike 

An individual would use this term in the setting of a workspace as a code word to alert one’s coworkers that there is a rather attractive female in the general vicinity.
Yo Johner, we just got an order of sea pike in right?”
Sea Pike by BeefPounder September 3, 2022

standing pike 

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.
"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
standing pike by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

Hasan Piker 

Hasan Piker is a turkish male who suffers from severe microcephaly.
Person 1: OMG, look at that guy at the dumbbell rack!
Person 2: His head is so tiny!
Person 1: Jesus, that must be Hasan Piker.
Hasan Piker by DannyGlover6544 April 28, 2020

Pokey Stabby 

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.
Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.
that pikeboy will destroy in every thing that has to do with fishing

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.
Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013