shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive

Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.

by exo666 February 26, 2009

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W October 10, 2007

Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

by Eudoman December 29, 2014

pikeyness

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"

by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

Pikey

-Verb, to steal or to take property where doing so demonstrates a stingy or miserly characteristic.

I knew Rich liked to pikey things from KFC, but apparently you do too.

by e-pondlife October 2, 2010

Doka Pikey

A Doka Pikey is a person who collects scrap normally in the back of a flat bed van. The vans are known as Doka's

Here comes the Doka Pikey to take that old washing machine away

by Jemlocks October 5, 2016