by exo666 February 26, 2009

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
by Maxine W October 10, 2007

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room
Me: not now I’m taking a dub
Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
Me: not now I’m taking a dub
Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.
Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.
by Eudoman December 29, 2014

Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008

by Weee Weee August 10, 2021

by pikey boy July 26, 2018
