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shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive
Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.
by exo666 February 26, 2009
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sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
by Maxine W October 10, 2007
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Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
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Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.
Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.
by Eudoman December 29, 2014
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pikeyness

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.
Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008
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Pikey Twat

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.
by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018
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pikey boy harris

Much like a general pikey however a much exaggerated version who constantly pikes your stuff

Or a tramp or homeless person
Tom: can i have some moular
Jack :no
Tom:im gunna take it anyway
Jack: f**k of you pikey boy harris

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Look at that pikey boy harris over there

Bless him
by Ian gitongIa June 14, 2016
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