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physics wanker

A dweeb who gets his kicks by playing with 'male' and 'female' plugs in his lab.
He's staying late in the lab again? What a physics wanker. I hope he's got some surge protection.
by Gary LeCanard November 11, 2014
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Space Physics

The study of the physics of Outer Space where anything and everything always equals zero.

This paradox is the cause of much disbelief in the science of Space Physics, but top Space Physicists are hard at work to prove otherwise.
I'm majoring in Space Physics!

That doesn't even exist..

You don't exist man!
by ZeroSpace June 5, 2011
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japanese physics

The explanation for certain events that only occur in Japan or under Japanese customs.
Person 1: "What was up with what we just saw?"

Person 2: "Read up more on your Japanese Physics and you will understand"
by Harem King August 13, 2015
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physical education

1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED
I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers.
by PurpleWatermelon March 26, 2005
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Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.
"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."
by Inev July 25, 2003
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Physical Education

A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.
Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am.
by funnymandan May 10, 2011
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