phallic

(V) When one grabs their penis to fulfill their sexual desires

(Adj) penis shaped/ penis like

The banana is a phallic

Every boy likes to phallic when they are in their room alone

by educating you on sex February 27, 2018

Phailin

A mix of Palin and fail

Woah, that girl lacks brainpower!..

Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin

by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010

epik phail

failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).

Person 1 I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2 Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1 epik phail.

Person 1 I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2 epik phail.

by phusionmouse August 22, 2008

Phailus

Phailus is a portmanteau of fail and phallus. It is used to describe a situation where one is dicked due to failure. It can also describe what a man has after he has been cock-blocked or what he has if he fails to perform in bed.

It is similar to phail.

"Dude, I was totally gonna hit that before her friend dragged her away."

"Epic phailus!"

"Hey, at least least I didn't have a phailus last night with that one chick."

"No cool dude, not cool."

by Argetlahm July 1, 2008

Phalangitate

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

by narj10052 January 21, 2009

Phalliban

"America’s killjoy campaign against the male body’s, er, maleness" (Mark Simpson)

"I could understand if the FDNY was worried that Biserta’s hot body might be starting more fires than it puts out. Instead it seems like just another example of the puritanical American Phalliban trying to turn back the commodification cock that American consumerism started ticking."

by BondageTop November 27, 2009

phalicon

The arrangement of icons on a computer desktop in a phallic shape.

Rachel was being such a douchebaguette that I just had to put a phalicon on her computer.

by Shihtheed June 17, 2010