Philoserism is a no class statement made usually by some trailer park trash who worships Robert Downey Jr.'s role as a dick sucker for his drug addiction in the movie, 'Less Than Zero.' The statements made have no value, purpose, depth, morals, and are as shallow as the trailer mouse who blurped it out. Philoserisms come from people who are as tall as Joe Dirt with a womens shoe size IQ to boot. If the philoser has any life goals, it probably invovles your wife.
Trailer Mater Philoserism:'I boned your wife!'
Trailer Dater Philoserism:'No u didn't! I boned your wife!'
Trailer Pater Philoserism:'Well, did either of the wifes turn around to see who had the boner?!?
Trailer Dater Philoserism:'No u didn't! I boned your wife!'
Trailer Pater Philoserism:'Well, did either of the wifes turn around to see who had the boner?!?
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2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy assignment too late.
2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy assignment too late.
1. Billy: Let's go out to the bar for a drink!
Chuck: No way, all the philosofucks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!
2. Man I am so philosofucked! I have to write twenty pages tonight or I will fail epistemology and lose my assistantship.
Chuck: No way, all the philosofucks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!
2. Man I am so philosofucked! I have to write twenty pages tonight or I will fail epistemology and lose my assistantship.
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Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
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These individuals are often young and are aged between 12-27 but there are examples of even older pop-philosophers. They will make use of social media to preach their message in an effort to gain kudos from their fellow man and show how knowledgeable they are. What sets these pop-philosophers aside from regular learned men is that the ideas of a pop-philosopher are usually personal feelings, expressed on a very holistic level with no real world application, meaning and almost always very hypocritical. Quite frankly no one’s give shit about these ideas as they are complete waste of time. Pop-philosophers often have a very small group of friends as it is nearly impossible to tolerate such a person. They will have a large following from other individuals, often pop-philosophers in making themselves.
This term was originally coined by Mr 'Skye', currently residing in Singapore.
These individuals are often young and are aged between 12-27 but there are examples of even older pop-philosophers. They will make use of social media to preach their message in an effort to gain kudos from their fellow man and show how knowledgeable they are. What sets these pop-philosophers aside from regular learned men is that the ideas of a pop-philosopher are usually personal feelings, expressed on a very holistic level with no real world application, meaning and almost always very hypocritical. Quite frankly no one’s give shit about these ideas as they are complete waste of time. Pop-philosophers often have a very small group of friends as it is nearly impossible to tolerate such a person. They will have a large following from other individuals, often pop-philosophers in making themselves.
This term was originally coined by Mr 'Skye', currently residing in Singapore.
Ruby: I believe that to help our fellow man, we should raise individual awareness by launching multiple mass media campaigns to selected target groups and measure the data which we can use to extrapolate, blah diblah blah.
Skye: Oh for fucks sake Ruby, shut up you stupid Pop Philosopher and just run down to the copying room and get me 20 copies of this report on the homeless so I can get some real work done.
Skye: Oh for fucks sake Ruby, shut up you stupid Pop Philosopher and just run down to the copying room and get me 20 copies of this report on the homeless so I can get some real work done.
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Philosophy is the ability to conceptualize and articulate with other people, ideas on society, the world, how it functions, people's roles in it, existence itself and even things such as sports and athletics. It is a very narrow-minded concept that philosophy only has to do with deep thought, but it can also be rather light.
Ultimately it is usually viewed as reading others thoughts, such as Aristotle, and learning arguments so you can repeat them, but I believe one whom follows philosophy would be more concentrated on finding new ways to think about things, or would rather have intelligent conversations on subjects and enjoy just simply thinking about them.
Philosophy is the ability to conceptualize and articulate with other people, ideas on society, the world, how it functions, people's roles in it, existence itself and even things such as sports and athletics. It is a very narrow-minded concept that philosophy only has to do with deep thought, but it can also be rather light.
Ultimately it is usually viewed as reading others thoughts, such as Aristotle, and learning arguments so you can repeat them, but I believe one whom follows philosophy would be more concentrated on finding new ways to think about things, or would rather have intelligent conversations on subjects and enjoy just simply thinking about them.
You can spend your whole life reading philosophy and never be a philosopher, but you can spend five seconds and ask one question and go farther than many go in years.
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