Pink Puff Syndrome

So named for the Dreaded Pink puff of Final Fantasy 4, which had a very small chance of dropping its tail when defeated.

Sufferers of pink puff syndrome are unable to stop repeating task regarded as a grind in the hopes that eventually they will be rewarded for their effort by the random number generator.

The player was 0/200 on the random monster drops, but his pink puff syndrome kept him trying.

by Forgottenandlost May 8, 2010

snuff n puff

The smoking of a cigarette through your nose and then blowing the smoke out your mouth.

Dude:Aaah, my nose burns!!!
Dude2:Man, have you been snuff n puffin again?
Dude:Maybe...

by DudeGuyMan January 5, 2009

pfffft

An expression of mild contempt or dismissal. Usually made in response upon seeing/hearing nonsense or bullshit. This expression can also used to mask feelings of rejection/hurt to a snub or any other perceived/real social slight.

Dave: I sent a friend invite to Nelson over Facebook and got rejected.

Mike: pfffft. Why do you want to be friends with Nelson for anyway? The guy was basically a total dick to you back in high school.

Dave: Yeah I know, but people change right?
Mike: Dude, get some self-esteem.

by mikeygoodfella June 10, 2009

pufferfished

The term used when you talk to a girl on tinder and when you meet them, they're overweight.

Yo dude i was on tinder last night talkin to fit bird, she got out the car and was a total pufferfish.

-Dude you totally got pufferfished.

by DOlphiNNY August 4, 2015

jet puffed sausage

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008

penis puffer

Puff on a penis...like a ciggarette.
Used as an insult to guys, comment to girls!

"Shut the fuck up you penis puffer!"

by Ashly March 12, 2003

The Pufferfish

This is when your sexual partner farts in your mouth to the point where your cheeks inflate, and then you hold it in and blow it on your partners face.

Johnny and Sally engaged in The Pufferfish, thus enhancing their sexual experience.

by Oscar Jennings March 13, 2009