petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

pettemo

A word comprised of punk, ghetto, and emo. This word is for people with many different styles concerning punk, ghetto, and emo.

Whoa look at those two girls Emma and Lauren with many different styles, they are so pettemo.

by LaurEmma July 24, 2006

Petit couillon

French word meaning "dumb fuck", "little prick" or "asshole". Usually said when you are talking about someone else.

Ce mec là est un vrai petit couillon!

by shinovelgos April 12, 2011

tiger petter

Someone stupid enough to try to pet the tigers at the zoo.

Coined by The Daily Show's John Oliver in the latter days of the 2008 U.S. presidential campaign, to define a certain percentage of the electorate too stupid to have decided on a candidate yet.

That jackass who jumped into the polar bear pool in the Berlin Zoo was lucky to get out alive! That tiger petter should have been ripped to shreds.

by urbpan April 11, 2009

petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

by anonymous May 13, 2005

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

Horry Petter

Bootleg Harry Potter.

I just found this great Horry Petter doll in the 99 Cent Store!

by adfsdfdsafadsf May 14, 2003