penismonkey

*licks screen* a monkey with a loving towards cocks, and everything penis related.

John: Woah! did you see that monkey? it was going wild on that cock! Must be a PenisMonkey
Monkey: OOH OOH AAH AAH PENIS

by Chadnoman July 20, 2020

Penisingly

The look a man gives when posing in a sexually implicate manner.

He laid across the pool table with his shirt off and stared at me penisingly.

by FuckArnie&Willtoo September 3, 2020

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

penisninsula

A peninsula that looks like a penis

(Man is in helicopter) oh it’s shaped like a penisninsula!

by Jeffjaffjoffjuffjiff jeeeeeeff March 28, 2021

penisnut

Nut but penis also there

AYYY i got a penis with nut on the side aka penisnut

by Penisnut June 3, 2021

Penisini

When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!

Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!

by Poopmoney6969 June 7, 2021

Penioni

A person with a Big Penis.

Hey, look at that bloke Penioni

by Munanyo November 21, 2021