Pedo bear

A cute and comforting guy who loves to baby sit and play with youngsters

Have you seen my younger sister lately?
She's at Pedo bear's, relax.

by pbear14 May 7, 2013

puro pedo

pure talk, no action

they say they're gonna kick my ass, te crees? es puro pedo.

by xicana05 June 17, 2006

Pedo Boner

Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.

Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.

Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.

When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.

by Lonely Larry December 12, 2014

Uncle pedo

An uncle who touches male members of the family

Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk

by Get wrecker July 10, 2016

pedo-chic

Relating to the style of a pedophile.

Zeke, you sure look pedo-chic in that hunting vest and aviators. Why are your pants stuffed with honey?

by Badonkadonk in LA May 14, 2008

pedo goggles

Similar to beer goggles, pedo goggles refers to the moment you see a boy/girl who you find attractive to then find out that he/she is under the legal age. User can remove pedo goggles to find out how young the guy/girl really is.

Friend 1: Damn that girl over there is fineeeeee
Friend 2: Dude, take off those pedo goggles and see what you're looking at.

by manziman777 September 11, 2011

Pedo Bear

A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!

Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!

by Kenny00911 November 4, 2009