proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017

Recession Proof

A job that will most likely not be effected by the recession.

My dad says his job is recession proof, so there's no need to worry. Merrill Lynch is still doing well, right?

by Shaq O'Neal March 15, 2009

proof

(noun) The strength/concentration of an alcoholic beverage. You can calculate proof by multiplying the "alcohol by volume" content by two.

A tequila of 160 proof would be 80 percent alcohol per volume which is pretty deadly. A lager of ten proof which might have only five percent of alcohol per volume; safe to gulp. You're getting it now!

by Smkngmgc December 30, 2004

Proof

One of the best rappers ever. He was apart of Eminem's rap band called D12, he was also great friends with Eminem, he played as Lil Tic in the movie 8 Mile and was Eminems best man on his 2nd marriage. He was shot dead in Detroit on April 11 2006 at 4 in the morning. R.I.P Proof we all miss you.

R.I.P Proof, you were a great rapper, and a great man. You may be dead but you still live on through our hearts and minds. You wont be forgotten. Say hi to Biggie, Pac, Big L, and Bugz for me.

by We Love You Proof April 13, 2009

Papoof

When you spontaneously jizz in your pants

i was grinding with this girl at the club and all of a sudden i PAPOOFED!

i just got so excited i couldnt help it and i PAPOOFED!

by D_RAVE March 8, 2011

proof

one of the best rappers alive, 1/6 of D12, also known as Big Proof, Derty Harry and Oil Can Harry

Ja In A Bra is one of the best diss tracks ever

by D12 Tical February 29, 2004

proofie

Proofie (noun) /ˈˈprü-fē/ : an photo of oneself taken by oneself to verify a claim by that individual that they did something or were at a specific place.

The guy who appraised my house took a Proofie to show the bank he was actually there.

by Pastcha October 13, 2014