Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017

parasite

my girlfriend

Miranda is a parasite.

by porkasaurus rex April 5, 2017

Parasite

Is a description of an ARK player called Wisearrow that sucks life/energy from a host or stronger creature.

A.K.A TheBummba

Bummba "Wise, want to go farm?"

Wise "yes lets farm"

Bummba will farm as hard as a busy bee, while Wise does nothing and gives his best impression of a parasite then tries to take credit for everything Bummba has done. Not only does he do this with Bummba but everyone because hes a selfish (lady part)

Wise "I farmed all this today on my own look at how much i've done!"

by Thebummba May 9, 2018

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

vicarious parasite

A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”

I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.

by Observative December 19, 2020

parasite

Something that benefits from the downfall of a host.

The female Jim Jones thought of herself as a modern day Parysatis, always putting everyone on trial but herself, trying to dispatch enemies at oppurtune times. It's no wonder the name Parysatis is similar to parasite.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Parasite

Someone that benefits from something others do not benefit from.

It would no longer do the dork's family any good to stay together, it would only benefit the dork, the parasite, as with many other things in life. It was about time somebody stood up to her spoiled rotten ass instead of for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 24, 2021