An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit
For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable
by Sir. B December 5, 2021
Get the fashion paralysismug. A debilitating condition affecting individuals who crumble under the sheer complexity of tech mods in Minecraft modpacks. Symptoms include brain shutdown, uncontrollable whining about "it's too confusing", and an inability to progress beyond punching trees. Severe cases may result in rage-quitting and retreating to vanilla Minecraft.
I tried introducing Archie to a modpack with Applied Energistics, but his Modpack Paralysis Syndrome kicked in, and he started hyperventilating over storage before singing the Pokemon theme song.
by MrBombastic112 March 1, 2025
Get the Modpack Paralysis Syndromemug. Inspiration anxiety paralysis (IAP): the phenomenon wherein one has so many ideas as to how to do and/or fix something to make one’s life and/or the lives of other better, safer, happier, and/or wealthier that one becomes unable to process, or enaction, the ideas.
God! Last night, at 3am, I was struck with a sudden case of Inspiration anxiety paralysis. I felt like I could do anything…except start doing it.
by BJ Bendy Dick January 28, 2024
Get the Inspiration anxiety paralysismug. "Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."
by Sndndb September 20, 2022
Get the weed paralysismug. by Smohr7 November 28, 2021
Get the sale paralysismug. The phenomenon occurs when multiple defenders are in position to challenge an attacking player, but due to hesitation, miscommunication, or uncertainty about responsibility, none of them step up to engage. As a result, the attacker faces less resistance than expected, often gaining space or time to advance. This defensive lapse is driven by a diffusion of responsibility, where each defender assumes another will take action, leading to collective inaction.
It was pressing paralysis at its finest, three defenders doing the ‘after you, sir’ routine while the striker waltzed through like he owned the place.
by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025
Get the Pressing Paralysismug. The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018
Get the Pound Paralysismug.