parachute vagina

were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.

jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina

by picklegirl October 14, 2009

Pittsburg Parachute

Act of turning a used condom inside out and emptying the contents in your partners mouth.

James dropped his load in a Trojan and then gave Gino a Pittsburg Parachute.

by Dick Shrivels November 2, 2007

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

Cod Particle

The Dried particulate vaginal excreta that accumulates on your member after intercourse.

I put a Cod Particle in one of the burgers today at work

by divewave July 7, 2012

paradice

A place that the zodiac killer was trying to reach after death, revealed in his 340 character cypher. Some believe it to be a misspelling of the word 'paradise,' but, this cannot be proven as the zodiac killer is not alive to confirm or deny this theory.

I am not afraid of the gas chamber because it will bring me to paradice all the sooner.

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 16, 2020

the parascope

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.

Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!

by MB DUB February 22, 2006

Alaskan parachute

The act of jumping out of a plane then cutting off ones scrotum, then using it as a parachute to land safely on the ground.

Man 1 - Hey man wanna hang out this weekend?
Man 2 - Yeah lets do this Alaskan parachute thing.
Man 1 - Sure!

by YouTubeRekakLive March 22, 2012