Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.

You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.

by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011

Alex the situation

When you eat like a complete pig and make a mess in someone else's house.

Named after the youtuber mypalalex

Grim: Let me get a plate, I don't want to make a mess and completely "Alex the situation".
Alex: Awwwwwwwwweeee!

by @RichAbbottLOL November 20, 2016

hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.

After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.

by carole and RIch October 16, 2007

shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

by Stias April 9, 2006

Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.

Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.

by jscales March 24, 2008

situation starter

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going

im a situation starter

by jamarieus May 8, 2009